Bird shit elements
A bird doesn’t necessarily have to fly over your head in order for it to shit on you.
I realized this as I laid in my bed, staring at the irritating birds flying and screeching outside my window. They woke me up, flying at high speeds and screeching. As if they were chasing each other.
If a bird flew at a high speed in your direction and let go of its bowels, it can probably change directions a few times, before the shit hits you.
Hmm…
